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By Malcolm Wardle Posted on

What are the funniest quotes?

“I am a man of destiny. I’m gonna win the heavyweight championship of the world, earn a million dollars and get me a chauffeur-driven, tomato-red Cadillac with built-in hi-fi, television and telephones. I’m gonna make the world sit up and take notice and say, ‘Wow, this kid is the greatest.’” “When I retire I want to get very, very fat just once.

What are some funny sayings?

‘I’m just really trying to be happy’

  • ‘I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t anything to do with what Bryson did at the U.S.
  • ‘Atta boy Brooksie!’
  • ‘Yeah,I didn’t play well.
  • ‘You realize it’s only a week,right?’
  • ‘Hopefully,I’ll be a pioneer with this win and many other Japanese will follow’
  • ‘But with the driver right now …
  • ‘Being me is enough’

    • What are some of the best inspirational quotes?

    “Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.” —Dennis P.

  • “Be not afraid of life.
  • Look at the sparrows; they do not know what they will do in the next moment.
  • Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” —Carl Bard

    • What are some funny family quotes?

    Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

  • Children really brighten up a household.
  • In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
  • Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
  • Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.

    • What are some funny and smart quotes?

    “Smart phones and social media expand our universe. We can connect with others or collect information easier and faster than ever” [Daniel Goleman] “A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half” [Jeff Cooper] “Information flow is what the Internet is about. Information sharing is power.

    What are some Funny Valentine quotes?

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